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Monday, November 8, 2010

Its was a night before New Years,
And the weather grew mean,
It was 3 in the morning,
And I'm stranded in Queens,
The tavern grew empty,
The gas lights grew dim,
The horse-drawn carriages were all but snowed in,
Last call was approaching,
And my fortunes looks bleak,
Then I turned to my left,
And stifled a shriek,
She had a peach fuzz beard,
And weighed 16 stone.
She gobbled up hot wings,
And swallowed the bones,
I muffled a scream,
And threw up in my mouth,
I asked:"Where do you live",
And she said:"One block south",
I swallowed my pride and six shots of whiskey,
And prayed to the gods,
That she wasn't too frisky,
Back in her cave,she prepared us a snack,
'Neath her mighty hooves,the floorboards did crack,
But when she returned,
She found a sound sleeper,
And thus she became,
The sexless innkeeper.

True story. ;-)

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